啊，是的，这是一个经典的方法，可以让你从课堂上睡着，到在闪光灯下从椅子上跳起来
Ah yes the classic way to make you go from being asleep in class to jumping out of your chair in a flash - Randomator
一场火灾警报杀死了我三年级老师的仓鼠，奥利奥大便先生。猜猜他是怎么死的？心脏病发作了！
Afire alarm killed my 3rd grade teacher's hamster, Sir Oreo Poops-A-Lot. Guess how he died? HEART ATTACK FROM THE ALARM!
在学校的演习中，那些火警警报把你吓得屁滚尿流，因为不是你没想到，就是你的班级正好在警报旁边！我知道这很重要，但上帝啊，他们太吵了！-柯蒂2594
Those Fire Alarms scare the Crap out of you in school drills Because either your not expecting it or Your Class is Right by one of the Alarms!I understand it's importance but Good lord they're loud! - Curti2594
说到心脏病发作，去年夏天我去了ESY，这就像是一个夏令营，从周一到周四我每天都要去4个小时，有一天我们进行了消防演习，当我们走出教室时，我们班上一个叫杰森的孩子说：“那让我心脏病发了。”
Speaking of heart attacks one time last summer I went to ESY it is like a summer camp I go to 4 hours each day on Monday through Thursday and the fire alarm went off one day when we had a fire drill and when we walked outside a kid in my class named Jason said "that gave me a heart attack."
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三生缘
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2021-01-06 14:10:54 回复
啊，是的，这是一个经典的方法，可以让你从课堂上睡着，到在闪光灯下从椅子上跳起来
Ah yes the classic way to make you go from being asleep in class to jumping out of your chair in a flash - Randomator
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花山悲风殇月夜2
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2021-01-06 14:10:54 回复
一场火灾警报杀死了我三年级老师的仓鼠，奥利奥大便先生。猜猜他是怎么死的？心脏病发作了！
Afire alarm killed my 3rd grade teacher's hamster, Sir Oreo Poops-A-Lot. Guess how he died? HEART ATTACK FROM THE ALARM!
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百晓生
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2021-01-06 14:10:54 回复
如果他们有，至少把他们关了，这样我就不会心脏病发作了
If they have them, at least turn them down so I won't get a heart attack
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花山悲风殇月夜2
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2021-01-06 14:10:54 回复
在学校的演习中，那些火警警报把你吓得屁滚尿流，因为不是你没想到，就是你的班级正好在警报旁边！我知道这很重要，但上帝啊，他们太吵了！-柯蒂2594
Those Fire Alarms scare the Crap out of you in school drills Because either your not expecting it or Your Class is Right by one of the Alarms!I understand it's importance but Good lord they're loud! - Curti2594
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三生缘
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2021-01-06 14:10:53 回复
说到心脏病发作，去年夏天我去了ESY，这就像是一个夏令营，从周一到周四我每天都要去4个小时，有一天我们进行了消防演习，当我们走出教室时，我们班上一个叫杰森的孩子说：“那让我心脏病发了。”
Speaking of heart attacks one time last summer I went to ESY it is like a summer camp I go to 4 hours each day on Monday through Thursday and the fire alarm went off one day when we had a fire drill and when we walked outside a kid in my class named Jason said "that gave me a heart attack."
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